Scrappy Coconut Water just isn’t the same.
I’ve got some exciting news for you! Is it that I’m about to go eat some sushi? No. Although that is certainly exciting; no denying that.
Ok let’s just get down to it: the Scrappy Coconut Dizzy Diary is the sexiest thing to come since sliced bread! As soon as I finish this thing I’m gonna go eat. Honestly, all I can think about is food. There is nothing else in my brain.
Speaking of food, do you like food? Food.
I’m reminded of a funny meme that goes like this:
If you want me to like you:
– Own a dog.
– Like dogs.
– Be friends with dogs.
– Play with dogs.
– Be a dog.
Ever notice that when you repeat a word over and over it starts to sound weird. Dog is one of those words. Although I suppose they all are.
I need a new timepiece. I’m pretty sick of the one that I have on now. I want a Cartier watch. The end.